Friday, November 26, 2010

instant reblob


instant reblob

(Source: hippypotter)

Wednesday, October 13, 2010
Thursday, October 7, 2010
Thursday, August 12, 2010

Wednesday, August 4, 2010

When there is nothing left to burn you have to set yourself on fire.

Thursday, July 15, 2010

Turns out: Ryan Gosling is the man of my dreams

Or at least I love everything that’s on his Wikipedia-page.

Tuesday, July 6, 2010
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Sometimes when I’m talking, my words can’t keep up with my thoughts. I wonder why we think faster than we speak. Probably so we can think twice. Bill Watterson (via bitchville)
Friday, July 2, 2010

A person that stands for nothing spends their whole life sitting.

Wednesday, June 30, 2010

I prefer my doubts to your certainties.

Monday, June 28, 2010

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Sunday, June 27, 2010
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Saturday, June 26, 2010
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The World’s Most Expensive Oil Painting

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The World’s Most Expensive Oil Painting


Sunday, June 20, 2010

A Kenn Nesbitt poem: The Tiger And The Zebra

The tiger phoned the zebra
and invited him to dine.
He said “If you could join me
that would simply be divine.”
The zebra said “I thank you,
but respectfully decline.
I heard you ate the antelope;
he was a friend of mine.”

On hearing this the tiger cried
"I must admit it’s true!
I also ate the buffalo,
the llama and the gnu.
And yes I ate the warthog,
the gazelle and kangaroo,
but I could never eat a creature
beautiful as you.

"You see I have a secret
I’m embarrassed to confide:
I look on you with envy
and a modicum of pride.
Of all the creatures ever known,”
the tiger gently sighed,
"It seems we are the only two
with such a stripy hide.

"Now seeing how we share this
strong resemblance of the skin,
I only can conclude that we are
just as close as kin.
This means you are my brother
and, though fearsome I have been,
I could not eat my brother,
that would surely be a sin.”

The zebra thought, and then replied
"I’m certain you are right.
The stripy coats we both possess
are such a handsome sight!
My brother, will you let me
reconsider if I might?
My calendar is empty so
please let us dine tonight.”

The tiger met the zebra in
his brand-new fancy car
and drove him to a restaurant
which wasn’t very far.
And when they both were seated
at a table near the bar,
the zebra asked “What’s on the grill?”
The tiger said “You are.”

"But please, you cannot dine on me!"
the outraged zebra cried.
"To cook me up and eat me
is a thing I can’t abide.
You asked me for your trust
and I unwarily complied.
You said you could not eat me
now you plan to have me fried?”

"And what about the envy
and the modicum of pride?
And what of us as brothers
since we share a stripy hide?”
"I’m sorry," said the tiger
and he smiled as he replied,
"but I love the taste of zebra
so, in other words, I lied.”